When he says “you’re pretty annoying” but all I hear is “you’re pretty”.

“if you need me i’m one call away” also me:

my problem is... i expect everyone to have common sense & they don’t

Felt this

I love vacation me, I love out of town me >

Me: I really need to save money Also me:

I won’t be shutting up about this

se les olvidan las cosas buenas

Me after they don’t pick up

“drink it, it taste like juice”

Bloqueen a la gente que los incomoda, salganse del grupo de amigos donde no se sienten bien, alejense de quién ya no aporta nada bueno. Nuestra paz mental es prioridad y no tiene precio

Me in bed looking for more stuff to buy.

My gross pay

Otra noche loca de sábado

I just love sleeping.. sleeping is my friend.