The number of 'followers' you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, and Jesus had 12.

On average, 12 newborns are given to the wrong parents each day.

When you put a seashell next to your ear, it's the sound of your blood surging in your veins, not the ocean.

Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also growing old.

“Ted: You're not hungry. You're bored. Learn the difference.” Jayne McMahon

Congratulations to all students who got their #GCSE results today #MarkethillHighSchool -

When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.

That's it Murray is out . Shame he never got started

Fav night of the week; fire lit, pjs on, cuppa in hand and...holby city :-)

Age 4: "I love Mummy." Age 16: "I HATE HER." Age 20: "Mum was right" Age 57: "I wish my Mum was still here." Retweet if you love your Mum!

“Fact: 2 bananas are enough energy for an intense 90 minute workout, or 40 minute sexual intercourse.” Jayne McMahon

So excited to spend the day on the sofa infront of fire catching up on last nights tv #sadsunday #neverdrinkingagain

When waving at the wrong person

"You can fail so very often. But you are not a failure until you give up!"

Thank you so much to the fabulous Rebecca Cultra Inn who helped us celebrate ourengagement last Sunday making it very special #awesomestaff