Being able to do this at 66 is a bigger status symbol than an expensive car.

Chilling.

Going to the gym is therapeutic.

when you realize that at some point you have to stop liking them because there's no way you're ever going to end up together

if she pay her own bills without your help she ain't gone listen😂😂

I was never a big Alfredo fan up until I made it myself, the flavor is way better

I think parents should teach their kids how to shower on their own asap

“We should workout together!” No. We actually shouldn’t bc i hate working out w people. I wholeheartedly reject your invitation.

she’s literally looked the same age my whole life lol

Yes the calories in outside foot is wild, please learn how to cook

Girl you sound so dumb lol

He thinks he’s so slick, what he doesn’t know is that I am two steps ahead

eu falando sozinho no twitter sem nenhuma curtida, nenhum retweet e nenhum comentário

She’s so beautiful

I’m not a flirt I’m just friendly 🙄

I can’t believe some people don’t have internal monologue

all the time

LMAOOOO