Pulled into Tesco before I’d spotted the queue to get out of Tesco and now I’m spending Christmas in Tesco.

Lego is just preparing kids for the trauma of assembling flat pack furniture in later life.

Two showings of Stand Panto 'Cinderella & The Beanstalk today - advance booking strongly advised! Noon - tinyurl.com/w9sup2o 4pm - tinyurl.com/u3l5ddy With @ImLeeKyle, Hannah Walker, Hal Branson and Sammy Dobson

In my determination not to waste food, all meals for the next month will be served with potatoes five ways followed by carrot dessert with a sprout topping.

Maiden voyage of my new Asics tonight. Stood in a turd. Some things just aren’t meant to be.

Neat example of how order can emerge from chaos: sorting this box of nails. tinyurl.com/rg8hkf7

For the last time people: Alcohol hand gel kills bacteria and viruses Antibacterial on bottle doesn't mean it won't Use it when you can't wash your hands and if they're visibly clean ANTIBIOTICS do not kill viruses Mrs Brown's Boys is a crime against humanity END #COVIDー19

This made me cry

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During lockdown, while many other artists are doing mini-concerts from their homes, I thought I’d do you all a favour and not.

Telly presenters now working from home are like “Here! In front of the Bookcase of Clever Novels. With the nice picture in the background. And flowers! We need flowers.”

Loving Liz "blue tick" Carr on Saturday kitchen in her dressing gown with bed hair!

Truly uplifting song from our intensive care staff for the patients they’re caring for and their families but you will need a tissue.....

Retweeting this for the comments 😂

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I remember sitting in the Stand absolutely gobsmacked while Matty told me this story. He got an splendid hour of material out of it though so give this a watch!