me whenever anyone wears a t-shirt with writing on the front

the feminine urge to think a man is lying every time he speaks

me when i remember that i overshared in a conversation:

Me: checking to see if the temperature of my shower is hot enough

does khloe kardashian manage her own snapchat story?! bc i‘ve never been more confused by anything ever…

I cant get over this. Please just buy a modern piece of property why would you do this I hate you i hate you

Girl dinner

oh tumblr would've eat this so badly

she looks like a renaissance painting

🚨 Lana Del Rey reveals what’s in her bag

accidentally said “I want a redbull and a cigarette” around a pregnant woman at the pool and she looked wistfully into the water and said to herself “…Redbull….. and a cigarette :(“

had to write a calligramme (shaped poem) for french class and i got carried away making an english version cause i was getting mad that i didnt know the words i wanted to say

why do rats get free birth control before women

Never forget what they took from us

my dad obedient af??

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Wir alle, Angela, wir alle.