“who would want to go to a star wars /dog themed pizza place?” -my aunt

when i was like 7 someone told me if you put up a christmas tree before thanksgiving was over a elf would drown a baby reindeer… so, i think that’s a source of trauma for me

the bangs won today

hoping for a lobotomy this christmas 🎄🤞🏻

what’s the point of going to arby’s if they’re out of curly fries

my 11yr old outdoor cat loving wearing a hoodie is the most surprised i’ve been maybe ever

i haven’t watched perks of being a wallflower in a long time, but i don’t remember it being a comedy..

am i going to lose my drafts ?

stg i just saw adam sandler in this random ass weatherford walmart

why does brandy melville sell olive oil 🤨

i really think stuff like light therapy or whatever is bs then i turn on my silly little sunset lamp and im happy again

wasn’t expecting to see among us in knives out 2

those film/comic bros on tiktok that act like they know everything but they’re literally just posting a screenshot of a tweet/recommended google article from a website that’s 95% ads terrify me

top 3 movies for if you were a horse girl in the early 2000’s 1. flicka 2. dreamer 3. racing stripes (yeah it’s abt a zebra but the zebra thinks he’s a horse) bonus: moondance alexander

since lady gaga is playing harley quinn does that mean she’s going to become a therapist, fall in love with a patient and fall in some acid

that shawn mendes crocodile thing is the scariest ‘effing thing i’ve ever seen

jamie lee curtis’ yogurt commercials had more of an impact than her role in everything everywhere all at once

kraven has powers bc he got bit by a lion… okay, at least it’s not another super soldier serum ig

She’ll do anything except rerelease those last two albums