I’ll whoop tf outta macaulay culkin

don’t let a podcaster tell you that your degree is useless

It's the crab walk away from the door with her treats.

But we “can’t afford” pediatric cancer research.

not when this scene exists

i’ve known about this app for ~2 days and it’s already been targeted by hackers but student debt has been skyrocketing since the 80s and nobody wants to take a crack at it?

"you're so considerate" thanks i was raised in constant fear of upsetting people

I notice everything, every shift in someone’s tone, every body language, every emotion, every fake smile and/or compliment. And I tell you now, it is very depressing

Bud Light did a 15 second instagram story with a trans person one time and conservatives boycotted it for a year

Those, are cazadors

can we normalize NOT confusing someone’s FREE time with their availability

When it rains, it pours :’)

Oh Ethan you have 30 minutes....

Wrong.

Really, you don’t say?

They voted for him because he allowed them to be cruel to people. It's as simple as that.

The fact that people need a dead man's files to believe a thousand living women... tells you everything about whose voices they refuse..

lol he's bitter as fuck women didn't like his domestic violence joke