Happy Birthdays Justin “Hoops” McElroy and Travis McElroy (Self Parody)!! Hope you enjoy your new year and thanks for the serotonin content!

Do you ever forget that you're not bffs with the podcast hosts you listen to day in, day out? MBMBaM AndThatsWhyWeDrink Wine & Crime Podcast and Not Another D&D Podcast Y'all are my besties whether you know it or not. You've gotten me through some shit and I thank you!

This is a good time to remember that Typhoid Mary refused to believe she was a carrier. After infecting 7 families, she was placed in isolation and only released on the condition that she stop working as a cook. She agreed, but went back to cooking anyway. 50 fatalities total.

'Tomorrow!' cried Toad. 'I will do it all tomorrow!'

Good afternoon to everyone except if you’re racist, homophobic or don’t give your horses appropriate turnout.

... this doesn't look anything like the Saint Boy we saw televised last week ...

I should not care this much but snl doing a try guys bit where they make fun of NOT Ned but the other three for holding him accountable for all his shit and being hurt by it is so nasty like pls tell me more abt how funny you think a man cheating on his wife with his employee is

Being self employed means breaktime looks like eating ice cream sitting in bed watching an episode of Bee and Puppycat and I'm loving that for me

Apple Mouse

Dropout's new password-sharing rule: you should share your password with a friend who can't afford Dropout, because it would be nice of you 🤗

The sheer number of politicians condemning political violence today while staying silent about the political violence being done to regular American citizens and human beings abroad by the American government is the epitome of hypocrisy.