Get me off this silly little island

If Greggs started doing iced coffee/drinks it would be game over for every other bitch. Can you imagine saying the words “I’ll have a bacon and cheese wrap and an ICED LATTE please” 🥹 🥹

No way!! YOU CAN ALL THANK ME NOW

I can’t decide what’s more embarrassing: people on the right buying a Harry Potter game specifically “to trigger the wokes 😈” or people on the left buying a Harry Potter game then writing tearful little essays about why this doesn’t make them any less of a trans ally

Lmfao hope the Asda ‘fit for a king’ king size pork sausages are a subtle reference to charlie sausages-hands

Even if you’re a supporter of the monarchy, how can you agree with this kind of antidemocratic crackdown?

This is what I truly want for my future

The takeaway task is my worst nightmare would genuinely rather camp outside for the night than have to eat any of that shit🥲 #BBUK

I wonder if Kerry has seen the bald memes yet #BBUK

Henry sitting across from Trish who lost family to covid and DOCTOR Matty, looking them in their eyes and saying ‘Boris worked really hard’ is so insulting. #BBUK

ASMR ON BIG BROTHER WTF AM I IN A COMA????? #BBUK

I’m going to need a yinrun ASMR YouTube channel as soon as she is out of the house, she was SO good at that #BBUK

My boyfriend who’s never seen a single episode of big brother this season just downloaded the app to vote out Chanelle and Jenkin, he can see how important this is to us 🥰 #BBUK

I’m genuinely in shock how the fuck did that happen?! #BBUK

Matty, oh my god, what a sweet soul. I would now like a room with ribbons on the ceiling that I can dance freely to Florence and the machine because how could you not feel better after that #BBUK

That is the single most evil eviction I’ve ever seen in my life what the fuck 😭😭😭 #BBUK

Diane: I can’t lie Diane: oh btw ross is my son x

learning that 'rizz' is actually short for 'charisma' was an earth-shattering, life-ruining experience. i thought it was a nonsense word with no origin that people said because it sounded funny.

Finally getting around to watching #loveislandgames and when the people on twitter said it was the best of the franchise they were not telling a single lie. This shit is magnificent.

islington north, how does it feel to be living my dream