When you’re halfway through the let-me-spoil-myself-meal and you realize you only had that extra money because you hadn’t paid a bill yet.

The nastiest tj maxx trip a mf ever seen

storm’s reactivity is practically slim to none & it makes me so happy :’) every1 loves herrr

PLANTCON PT 2 THIS WEEKEND!

i’m sorry for ever thinking Natural Cylces is better than Clue

what crack does sabrina carpenter put in her songs

cause you were never mine... never mind

jacob just pulled out the longest piece of hair out of his chickfila sandwhich… i’m 🤮🤮

hydrojug > stanley why did i sleep on it for so long!!!!

ok sabrina’s album grew on me… sorry for doubting

Well what was Charlie Kirk wearing?

People will look you dead in the eye and tell you to "have respect" for a person who has spent their entire career making sure YOU don't get to live an equal and happy life, or live at all.

some of you show more sympathy for a racist being shot than innocent children whew

‘twas the night before 9/11

Cue Manchild by Sabrina Carpenter 🥸

What crack are they putting in corepower yoga sculpt classes?!

“can you turn the fan off”

robert was more worthy, let’s be adults here

nothing pisses me off faster than mcdonalds giving one sauce for 2 different chicken nugget orders, i hate Sunday’s bc chick is closed