Aang has gone into the avatar state because he stubbed his toe

Now that Halloween is over

Who needs therapy when you can belch Defying Gravity in your car. I mean I probably still need therapy but this way is cheaper

I’m looking for a place to book Deven and I tattoo appointments for Christmas. Where should I go?

It’s always "bring back ___" never "how are you?"

i’m addicted to Dr. Pepper

Hey y’all! So we decided to enter Oakley in the Crescent News’ cutest baby contest! Attached is the link to vote! Each vote cost 50¢ and proceeds go to a wonderful cause. Let’s try and get this girl as many votes as we can! communitynewscontest.com/vote.php?conte…

do you think Waterbenders could bend Mountain Dew Baja Blast

The ONE TIME I acknowledge a classmate from high school in public and I ended up sounding like the mother who’s kid is the senior quarterback and has to have a friendly attitude to everyone even though they probably smoke 12 packs and is drunk every night

In need of a sugar daddy so I can remodel our entire house and yard. Thnx

Nothing like coming home from the gym to realize that YOUR SHORTS HAVE A TEAR IN THE BUTTOCKS AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE YOU’RE EX WAS AT THE GYM SO WHILE YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE LOOKING LIKE A BAD BITCH YOU REALLY WERE LOOKING LIKE SPONGEBOB PANTS RIPPING SQUAREPANTS

Sorry for all the smoke guys. I told Canada to stop playing my mixtape but obviously they didn’t. My B

Dragon Ball Z really missed the mark by calling it super saiyan 2 instead of super duper saiyan Just saiyan 😏🥲

Are you a crotch blanket girl or a crotch pillow girl

ur really gonna act like that? when santa claus is literally coming to town

bro bouta flood our plane with sand

when the water bottle pops in the middle of the night

Drank Jesus’ blood and painted my kitchen

Why is cuckoo spelt cuckoo but sounds like koo-koo and not cuck-oo