It’s been 7 YEARS since I told nicole to say yes to homecoming with a guy bc I said the guy she liked wouldn’t ask her... and then he actually asked her, but it was too late & she had to tell him no & she STILL gives me a hard time about it #friendship

When someone brings donuts into the office I always pass because I don’t need that. I’ve got self control But when someone brings donut HOLES it’s a different story My dumb brain tricks itself into thinking donut holes are less bad for me because they are smaller Then I eat 12

Submitted a paper for my masters class & my professor commented on it and said “not sure what happened with this assignment”... ya honestly me either dude.

He’s mine. And he had 18 tackles last week. This is how he gets pumped. 😂😂

*Knowing on Monday that I’m leaving for the weekend Me on Monday: I’ll have everything packed Thursday & in the car, ready to leave right after work Me Thursday night:ok it won’t take THAT long, I’ll just pack a few things in the morning before work Me after work on Friday:

You haven’t seen angry until you use your mom’s “decorative towels” to dry your hands.

When you haven’t checked canvas in a couple days

East Texas is beautiful.

#ETBU sophomore Gloria Baker shares why Daniel 3:16 is her #FavoriteVerseFriday, "In life, circumstances may not turn out how we expect or hope, but we need to remember that He is good in all circumstances."

When you tell your girl to bring a sweater and she doesn’t and now she’s cold

Logging on twitter like

I used to hate turkey as a kid, but now I’ve grown to like it & idk if that makes me an adult or what

“Hey you wanna go to targ-“ Her: x.com/jenncend/statu…

NEW COACH: Fellows (@klfellows) Promoted to Lead ETBU Women's Soccer bit.ly/2QNlp2P

Tonight, on the bachelor:

Me when I go to someone’s house for the first time and they have a pet:

No idea where my son learned an ostrich stuck his head in the ground, but he decided to demonstrate that for us in the corn pit when we went to CM Farms! 😂