Everyday I walk up with the realization that as a freshman computer science major I will never be mark zuckerberg but mark never had the Hawk so I guess we are even

It has been a decade since flappy bird got taken off the App Store and I am just going to be honest I haven’t been the same since #freethebird #bringbackflappybird

Nick Schwindt being your date is either an absolute power move or a total bang job

Sibling or dating? Kansas Men’s Basketball Kansas Jayhawks

What does reality Steve say is going to happen at the Super Bowl #SuperBowl #realitysteve

waking up everyday looking at chi o’s menu got me like 🥹😍🤩

saw a guy pop a zyn in the math help room. reminds me of the time I was on the battlefield at Kumon and had to take the edge off

when joe fritz starts “if you even think..” just know I have stopped listening #joe #hater

Twitter update:currently fighting demons #donttalktome

On belay #girlsgottaclimb

Born to say: Womp Womp Forced to say: I am sorry for pulling your hair #hawkfight #wompwomp

Please pray for my family. Nothing bad happened but I am about to take a midterm #prayer #womennolongerinengieering

WOMP WOMP #loveisblind #trevorhate

Unwell but a whip and nae nae will fix it #whip #nae #nae

Happy to announce I am a d1 yapper #staytalking

I am speechless. #thisisfirst #rememberthismoment #thankyoutaylor

Is my roommates alarm really that loud?

There’s a tornado in my city-Beyoncé once said but now this is the truth

Status update: #i survived #anader

I love her more than life but the woman will stop a moving train with her own body if there is a even a frog on the tracks I have saved and rescued and pulled more animals out of sheds and holes the last one year of my life than PETA