y’all ever wake up from a dream and be impressed? like damn, the narrative structure and plot line was amazing

Me during every episode of #bodiesnetflix

#NewProfilePic

my dreams be like

Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality

Me: i have a headache WebMD: and it’ll be your last

Ok everybody stop. I’ve found the best #TheTraitorsUK content. #Traitors

Harrys girlfriend watching Mollie say she wont ever speak to Harry again if he was a Traitor #TheTraitors

Mona Lisa every 3 days:

I’ve just found out Brang isn’t actually a word, according to my WhatsApp messages I’ve been using it since 2021

non aesthetic things He just drew a funky little guy here wtf.

I think collectively we can agree that there is no group of people in the UK worse than the 30 year old, perma tan, Nike running gear wearing, Hollywood teeth ravers who still care about social acceptance, edit their Insta photos, and try to impress 18 year old girls. Freaks.

A thread of the most iconic old celebrity tweets 🧵 1.

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Saw a pregnant squirrel for the first time today. I’m not sure what I expected but this exceeds all of it.