Epic sunset kicking off

Read the vowels in “Celine Dion” aloud.

You’re welcome.

Was very tickled to see that Violet Buckle clearly had an Australian forebear when I spotted this plaque at the Balmoral Beach Bathers Pavilion this afternoon #CallTheMidwife

The government needs to a) actually look at the evidence around mental health and smartphones (spoilers: it's complicated, and doesn't support the SMARTPHONES VERY BAD narrative) b) butt out of parenting choices and c) stop being raging fuckwits

Wait I thought you told me that climate change wasn't man-made?

Please I am begging you stop amplifying absolute bullshit from rich men

FT old lags' gathering in Sydney this evening. The FT is like the Hotel California: you can check out any time (and the three of us checked out between 15 and 20 years ago) but you can never leave, because your friends are always there for a catch-up when you're in their town.

You got dew on your face
Big disgrace
Sticking your snoot all over the place

We will
We will
Walk you

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot tweet, the courage to tweet the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

It would appear pregnant women are now providing a strong wifi signal on public transport.

Twats. Don't hassle MPs at home, however strongly you feel about whatever it is you're protesting about. Their families, and especially their kids, are not fair game.

I’ve seen some desperate attempts to find Brexit benefits in my time but none quite as straw-clutching as “we British get to enjoy the romance of queuing at passport control”

telegraph.co.uk/travel/activit…

Lovely profile of m'friend and former colleague Rory Boland 🇺🇦, a very fine magazine editor and human.

Well played, that picture editor.

Come to Sydney for the sunshine, they said.
Sydney: 🌧️🌧️🌧️🌩️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌩️🌩️🌩️🌧️

why would anybody go through the gruelling process of an entire pregnancy only to abort the day before. it's almost like every instance where this actually occurs involves the mother's life being severely at risk (and the prognosis for baby not that great either)