#1: I like how you explained that technical concept to those kids. #2: It works for kids..and it works for executives.

Favorite line from the RBG movie: "there's an equal division of labor in the Ginsburg household: dad did the cooking & mom did the thinking."

Cloudera Data Platform Available on Microsoft Azure bit.ly/36Ga3Sk >> Congrats. Working on becoming an #infinite platform... what CxOs want for their #NextGenApps

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Weaviate AI Database Pulze.ai @Korbit_Tech "Aileen Bot" 👩‍👧‍👦🤖: The ultimate PTA parent assistant! This bot creates weekly digests & helps parents navigate school events, using RAG Q&A and Pulze.ai. "A supermom for every parent!" 📅👪 #ParentingSimplified #AIHelper - Jonathan M Hsieh

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I just joined the waitlist for AileenBot: aileen.bot AileenBot gathers knowledge, finds events, and answers questions to automatically organize information and reduce mental load #parentingsimplified

Windows is to Cloudera what Word is to Cloudera’s partners. Windows alone doesn’t solve business problems. HT Jonathan M Hsieh (Cloudera) #ITRI

Community over code at Apache - The ASF explained by Apache Hadoop committer Wei-Chiu Chuang(Cloudera) #ITRI

His credentials established, Wei-Chiu Chuang (Cloudera engineer) makes the business case to #ITRI for using open source software

OH: "It is in the query of course, but they are not intelligent people. You have to account for that"

OH: Dilbert books collection for sale. I bought these when I was an engineer. Now that I'm a PHB, I don't find them funny anymore. Selling it for $20.

OH: Maven doesn’t suck. People who use Maven suck.

OH on encrypting data in transit: Dance like no one is watching. Encrypt like everyone is.

OH on the dystopian society we’ve become: a bank uses natural language generation to generate compliance filings and the regulatory agency uses natural language processing to parse the filings

People are conflating Alison Wong (cartoonist behind facebook.com/NewMomComics/) with Ali Wong (comedian known for her motherhood jokes). Time for Alison Wong and Ali Wong to team up!

OH at a user group describing what Natty does at StreamSets: he is the god of StreamSets