I know the bachelor franchise has tanked because they’ve had two consecutive seasons featuring people from my hometown

Thank you Eric Adams, this website popped off so hard after your indictment I still don’t know for sure who got booted off survivor last night

is everyone sharing “four friends catch up over pasta” okay

in retrospect, getting I Think He Knows as a surprise song ruined my life in ways no one could have anticipated

courting disaster (baking a strata on Christmas morning at my boyfriend’s parents’ home)

Sarah Jessica Parker could never

I started the artists way the same day New York started congestion pricing and I feel AMAZING

Got Wordle in 2

watching challengers get snubbed

you look like Walton Goggins (derogatory)

Can’t wait to see my hometown of West Newton, Massachusetts represented on national television tonight to remind me why I don’t live there anymore

ever want to flee the country so bad you become pope?

I have seen the best minds of my generation struggle to spell “cannellini” New York Times Games

frankly if I’d known I’d be out of touch with my college friends by the time My Time Came I’d have made more of a scene at their weddings

hosting a Viking funeral for my cowboy boots (2014-2025). luncheon to follow

Every single lyric on The Life of a Showgirl would be markedly improved if read in the voice of Kristen Bell as Gossip Girl

Keep the legendary Mass Pike Star Market in your thoughts and prayers today 🙏

Savannah at the sanctuary #survivor