“Chivalry is dead” explain this then.

When Isaac Newton stayed at home to avoid the 1665 plague, he discovered the laws of gravity, optics, and he invented calculus. It’s rumored that there was a strict “No TV” rule in his household.

demons takin over me

Ripped Gamer Jesus

i was never gay. i said it to build up fuel for aprils fools day. ha got u guys.

quarantine and i had a fight. quarantine won. quarantine kicked the fuck outta me. quarantine can fuck off.

i am at my limit

Have they started making pandemic porn yet?

all I do now is play 8ball on iphone

For people in countries protesting in solidarity for #GeorgeFloyd please self isolate for at least 14 days afterwards and do not make contact with the elderly or children. #COVID19 is still very prevalent and we all need to stay safe from a 2nd or 3rd wave. #ICantBreathe

my ass is flat but im too depressed to do anything about it

i lost my virginity by sitting on a whack-a-mole arcade game

news flash 5'4 isn't short