If you feel like humanity is at unprecedented levels of doom, I can’t recommend immersive reading enough. Not to hide from the real world (tho the temptation is real), but to imprint in your heart the idea that we are not the first people to feel this.

God forbid you let me be your sledgehammer

People don't think grass be wet in the morning, but it dew.

Of all the prayers that don’t work, the serenity prayer doesn’t work the most

God dammit! I’m voting as hard as I can!

paying taxes to this specific government feels pointless this year.

I’m going to start saying the meanest and dumbest things and build up a following of the stupidest and worst people on this planet and then lead them directly into a volcano.

Unfortunately we have just had a customer in to complain about the terrible landscaping job we have done on their garden (photo attached). Luckily we told them that the DOW was over 50,000 right now, so they left with their tail between their legs.

Jesus took the wheel of cheese stop encouraging him

First protein cigarette will go hard

“I’m not really political” just means “I’m fine with the bad things happening because they’re not happening to me.”

how i say the pussy.

If a government has death penalty laws against abortion, but not pedophiles, it was never about the children.

EVEN IF YOU START A NUCLEAR WAR, WE WILL CRAWL OUT OF THE ASHES AS SEVEN-LEGGED MUTANTS DEMANDING THE RELEASE OF THE EPSTEIN FILES.

🚨 WHITE MAN ADMITS HE DROVE ILLEGALLY FOR A YEAR TO “TEST POLICE RACISM” — SAYS HE WAS NEVER STOPPED At a Grand Rapids city commission meeting, he steps to the podium holding expired registration tabs. Then drops it on the room: “I ran an experiment.” For an entire year, he

“I see nothing “wrong” in believing in a God. I don’t think there is a God, but belief in him does no harm. If it helps you in any way, then that’s fine with me. It’s when belief starts infringing on other people’s rights when it worries me.”

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Be right back. Gonna punch my neighbor before he can punch me back for punching him.

Doesn't anybody want to impress Jodie Foster anymore?

Krzysztod Jaworski Elon Musk Elon, you smug bald-headed cunt, your rockets explode like your fragile ego after one bad tweet. Cybertruck? A retarded metal turd on wheels that can't even drive straight. Buying Twitter was peak retard energy - turned it into your personal cum-stained echo chamber of bots and