One time freshman year in mr Barham’s English class he said the word “innuendo” and I had no idea what it meant so I started singing “innuendooo, to the wall” out loud for him and then i made a B in his class..

when you got your ass whopped and ya mom says come and eat x.com/find_shanna/st…

I didn’t even know I remembered this

Canela what the hell...

the best thing about dogs is that u can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating too they have no idea what the context is, they’re just always ready to party no matter what

Wait this so SO CUTIE

When you ask your mom a simple question and she starts yelling at you

AHAHAAH but how was this 4 years ago

Can we go back to the days where you just wore your boyfriends phiten necklace and then return it in a petty way when you break up

TikTok is okay pt. 2

in a mood. not telling you which one

I put my life into this team and now they here 😪🤩

This is just the absolute worst advent calendar I’ve ever gotten

It comes with great sadness that Alfred the Goldfish III has crossed the rainbow bridge. To all of his followers, take a moment today and hung someone you love. - Michael McDaniel Just remember, fish do not like to be hugged. Peace out my friend. 💛🔱

I can't feel my arm head or knee 😭 sos please help