In order to get elected, Barack Obama will start a war with Iran.

Imagine a reverse panopticon in which all the prisoners are actually observing the guard tower, where I am hitting a perfect dougie

🚬 par pitié

The century of murdering children by pushing buttons

what every day feels like now

someone please confirm he is safe

Important context about this speech is that it was given in 1998, when the West was just bombing and sanctioning Iraq, not invading it. The right side of history may have been lonely in 2003 but here it was desolate.

I’m drinking alone at the Rainforest Cafe and I’m being brave about the loud sounds of the jungle.

genuinely so funny i can’t

What can you even say about the pornographic rape cult that is the international right

saw this and my life was changed forever

the first time i heard the sidewinder sleeps tonite by r.e.m i thought michael stipe was doing chet hanks style patois

why did he do that