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corona virus is bouta make me broke as fuck.

Don’t forget to pray. Don’t forget to say how thankful you are.

fuck.

ok rona, wrap it up hoe

I’m praying for the world.

Your Bank account will be loaded with cash this week, Claim it.

psa, if you’re not going to tip, don’t bother eating out.

why snapchat updates always ugly.

can’t wait for the day i can finally serve tables without a fucking mask on.

idk who needs to hear this but the McFlurry spoon is not a straw

i hate that the best ones have to leave us to early.