can’t stop thinking about this horizontally cut bread

I will either talk your ear off or pretend like I don’t see you and it literally all depends on which personality is driving the bus that day

yup lmfao me

“what does your tattoo mean?” it means I’m the most disappointing of the grandchildren next question

i know that’s right

From a gymnast friend regarding Simone Biles 🐐❤️

Why he acting like this lasagna will save our relationship 😭

You gotta start romanticizing your life. You gotta start believing that your morning commute is fun, that every cup of coffee is the best you’ve ever had, & that even the smallest & most mundane things are exciting & new💛

beers, ranked 5. pre-flight airport beer (only to begin vacation) 4. boat beer 3. a beer you’ve snuck somewhere 2. college friends are in town, first beer of pregame 1. 7-8am tailgate beer

embracing tradition. boyfriend just went to dunkin (hunter) as i sit in bed finding funny tik-toks to show him later (gatherer)

wingstop is better than bww idccc

I SAID YES 💕💕💕💕💍💍💍🥰🥰🥰 to multiple people when they asked me to do things! and now i’m overwhelmed

Lmao “slang one of them salmon my way big fella”

We may have thought we knew what Tarik Cohen was going through these last few years. We had no idea how bad it actually was. This is a must-read piece. theplayerstribune.com/posts/tarik-co…

This thread will be dedicated to the victims of the mass shooting in Buffalo. This is Ruth Whitfield, 86. Her son, the former Buffalo Fire Commissioner, said she was on her way from visiting her husband in a nursing home and stopped at the store to get something to eat.

inspired by true events

My dog: *breathes* Me: