Tyra Banks on the ANTM documentary

I'm finally watching Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and it genuinely has the same impact as when I watched Game of Thrones for the first time years after it ended and had to call like ten of my friends and and say "you were right"

My oil painting of McNuggets

White people be like I need to pick up my dog from montessori daycare

Said "I want to move on" in a meeting today.

Gotta pray to Tonya Harding for that one

Sometimes I forget that being a teenager on Tumblr during the 2010s is not a universal experience

I want the aliens to know that I'm on their side

the way hudson skated into connor’s arms I’m gonna sob I missed them so bad

3 random white men could say they’re Mumford and sons and I’d believe them

the hottest girls you know have witch allegations

changing the name of the sag awards to the actor awards just sounds like a bit they would’ve done on 30 rock

it rules that harrison ford is still hot

I just really love whatever’s wrong with him

i love salt n vinegar chips … i love a snack that starts to hurt me

*on antiques roadshow* I’m sorry…what?

kristi noem more like kristi noemployment

international women's day only being 23 hours is objectively funny