all these free pizza events and I CANT HAVE ANY OF IT (the cut better be worth it)

only beef i have rn is between me and the front of my yoga mat 🫵🤨

begging for a crumb of attention from someone you don’t actually know is actually insane

seeing someone ONCE and admiring them ONCE ≠ secret admirer

actually (for realsies this time) feeling like myself again

i love pomodoro

RUNNING ERA INCOMING⁉️

if i ever properly learn makeup, it’s over for you bitches😼‼️

BEEFING WITH AN 88 YR OLD WHO DOESNT KNOW I EXIST, COUNT YOUR DAYS OLD MAN (i have to do an assignment on him and he’s PISSIN me off)

IM COOKED BRO COOKED I TELL YOU CARAMELISED ON BOTH SIDES BURNT CRISPY OVER DONE ABSOLUTELY BLOODY COOKED

COMMUNICATE GOD DAMMIT

do pubes get split ends?

absolutely no goodnight for all y’all that forgot my birthday 🫵☹️

the energy in this tweet somehow manifested the “happy birthday! how are you?” pipeline strategy from someone, don’t chat to me, i’m manifesting money rn

$8 for birth control is actually crazy

i’m thinking about deleting my online presence entirely (deleting accounts, chats, leaving communities, comments, etc.) spaces where the relationships formed were not sustained and therefore no longer need to be kept

*gently strokes your birth control bar* who did this to you bbg?

wondering when i will get the chance to pull out the “how i found your social media” powerpoint slideshow

blessed to be smart enough for people in my class to read my assignment over my shoulder and then immediately bring up how they want to try to bring up the exact point i’m writing about in THEIR assignment (i need to gate keep better😔)

the more i express my yearning the less it’s returned, like just hit me with a bus i guess then☹️