me when I run a lie through ChatGPT to make it sound better

pro tip: if u wanna cc the "big boss" when sending a demand, look up the contact person (usually a secretary), see how their email is formatted and take a gamble. works 80% of the time.

a puerto-rican and an italian holding hands on america's biggest stage, everything is new york city

my takeaway from the super bowl ads is that the entire american economy is being propped up by AI, weight loss drugs, cryptocurrency and gambling

#thepitt al-hashimi after seeing samira cleaning abbot's wound an hour ago:

I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy

i think everyone should be allowed to take a workout or dance class without fear of being recorded for social media

Just a baby beaver cleaning his chubby belly 🦫

all this RTO vs WFH stuff can be solved so easily: when my hair looks really good, everyone has to come into the office. otherwise, whatever

You occasionally get a moment that symbolizes everything wrong with this country. In this case it's a U.S. Marine veteran screaming out that no one wants to fight for Israel and a U.S. Senator breaking his arm. A perfect encapsulation of US foreign policy.

It’s also picked up this vibe of unbearable corniness. One of the most culturally significant neighborhoods in the world is now overrun with Big Ten game day energy

JFC

shes actively defending the planet and she doesnt even realize it. she has more morals than billionaires ever will. shes is beautiful

woke up nauseous…..the body remembers.

drew kermit with glasses and all I see is rupaul out of drag now

Pioneering the “Irish Hello” where I turn up unannounced to a friend’s location

Not a threat but the president announces that the US will bomb Iran back to “the Stone Age”. How the fuck do you look at this man an not see how evil he, his admin, US imperialism is???

Is there a term for the over intellectualizers of D*A that shit on any work they’re not directly involved in by asking “is this the path we should take?” Besides annoying, obv