The cum bean

The best things in life are things that are free

A lot of my tweets are AI generated, good luck figuring out which ones are and which ones aren't

My phone is waterproof, you can dip it in the toilet and it won't break

I'm not moving to hive, I'm moving to nhentai

I've been thinking... so I decided to stop thinking

oh to be a goober... to be a goofy goober

Crimbus 🎅

2023

I did the audio engineering for this, it's very nice. Please give a listen or like 👍 thank you. youtu.be/ESLQLYfsQY4

The man behind it all

Luigi is drunk, but take out the lugi

Just wait until I use the fork 😆🤯💀

y'all be like ''i ain't even cap'' like bitch you be typing in all lower case

Leaving for a while, and then coming back to log onto Twitter is like peeking into a sewer just to see how things are going, it's always the same ol' shit.

Today's plan: Go to work Eat bagel Work Go to lunch Finish night work Ps. Drink lots of water

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I thought DTF meant dad to female

Do you think the pope is on that popamine?

We share the same brain cell