Nobody: Freshmen girls after being in a sorority for 6 seconds:

“I wanna make a Minecraft cruise ship but I’m not good at making the inside or the outside” -Griffin Buttler

I miss college :(

Writing papers is the bane of my existence

my best personality trait is eating my body weight in chicken wings

UNL: obviously gets cases the first week of school UNL: but you signed the cornhusker commitment :(

depression

Ugh so proud of my children🥺

Tree

Just remembered that I was always the kid that made the seesaw go down instead of up. Don’t text.

I have an exam the Monday after Thanksgiving break. The audacity.

don’t offer me shots of tequila, bc imma take every single one. 🙄

I don’t need to BeReal. i need to BeLobotomized

*sad squirrel noises*

If you go to CU, your mom’s a hoe

Officially horns down 🤘⬇️ Fuck Texas

Me drunk in the backseat trusting whoever is behind the wheel x.com/GwenzXoX/statu…

Shut the fuck up about Madi Skinner