Hear me out Nicole Kidman... you can use your power for good to get The Pitt: Night Shift green lit, which could include a multi-ep plot w/ you as a death doula while Lena is now on as charge nurse x.com/NYMag/status/2…

No bc I’ve literally never seen all three branches of govt come together like this

the rape academy did not start online. it started in every home where a man learned his wife's body was his property. every church that taught female submission. every culture that called it discipline. the internet just gave them a group chat.

big fan of magyar's post victory tour where he simply visits institutions to tell them that they're dogshit *visits president* -resign you piece of shit *visits state broadcaster* -pieces of shit, you'll be shut down

However dumb you think the process for destroying USAID was, it was dumber. This is from Nicholas Enrich's new book Into the Wood Chipper, describing a meeting with Trump-appointed USAID leadership *after* they had largely gutted the agency

62 million men in February alone... the shortest month of the year.

Peter Magyar's got jokes

From the US Senate floor, MD Senator Chris Van Hollen arguing to block the sale of bulldozers to Israel by citing the case of American citizen Rachel Corrie, who an Israeli soldier crushed to death in 2003 while she was trying to protect a Palestinian home.

Men who date into this family are so funny because they spend all that time talking about how they stand for this and that and then here they go dating Miss 11 planned SKIMS stores in Israel.

BREAKING: The Senate just passed the legislation allowing the devastation of the Boundary Waters. The motion passed 50-49, and now goes to Donald Trump’s desk. The way Republicans passed this bill that prevents future administrations from issuing protections for Superior

Apple TV bought an Israeli series, yet postponed Jessica Chastain’s #TheSavant reportedly because the villains resemble right-wing extremists. Apparently Apple isn’t worried about releasing Israeli propaganda during a genocide but is worried about upsetting MAGA.

Israel is 🚨🚨🚨quadruple tapping🚨🚨🚨 and trump thinks he can get Lebanon to sit down with Israel for peace talks without a legit ceasefire in place first? And meanwhile Dem senators are voting IN FAVOR OF SENDING MORE ARMS TO ISREAL???!!!! This is so horrific

Why the fuck did Amy make Whitaker drive after his 15 hour shift 😭

If you touch Parker Kelly a giant whale will crush you to death I don’t make the rules

PARKER KELLY GOAL

i wrote this on priv but i stand by it. why do they continue to write 'irrational' female patients and family members who get schooled by men, rather than letting female healthcare workers carry these messages ?

Take a good look folks. These are the Minnesota boundary waters. Every Republican senator voted to allow a Chilean billionaire to mine it. The minerals will go to China. This truly enrages me. It should you as well. Fuck, and I mean fuck… The GOP 🖕

Noah Wyle straight to jail my god someone needs to clean house in that writers room

At this point they should scrap whatever they have for S3 and just pivot it into The Pitt: Nightshift bc I’m sorry I’m not gonna wanna watch S3 if it’s anything like S2

EXCLUSIVE The Atlantic On multiple occasions Patel’s security detail had difficulty waking him because he was seemingly intoxicated, according to info supplied to DOJ and White House officials. A request for “breaching equipment”was made because Patel had been unreachable behind