My fellow Americans you must eat liver and pay $8 a gallon for gas. Do it for the ballroom.

I have always believed this. The fact that voters continue to tolerate Trump’s senility proves “Biden old” was a ruse. When 79 year old Trump falls asleep in public it’s not even covered by the press anymore, but I’m supposed to believe Biden’s age was an existential crisis?

No country in the world needs a "regime change" as much as the US does.

As US troops deploy to the Middle East. As gas prices spike. As 92,000 jobs vanish in a single month. As scores of children die in elementary schools. As acid rain falls over Tehran. As Switzerland breaks 200 years of neutrality to call it a war crime. As Iran announces a

Paying taxes at this point feels like funding criminals

Trump *is* doing debt cancellation. It's just not your student or medical debts. In his second term alone, Trump has already canceled $1.5 billion of criminal debt — payments fraudsters owe the federal government and victims. They don't mind debt cancellation—for themselves.

Over the last 40 years, about 90 non-citizens voted. So far, this year, about 204 women have been shot to death by intimate partners. Literally, everything is more important than a voter suppression bill.

It’s strange to live in a world where people think every: Expert Chemist Biologist Virologist Biochemist Toxicologist Regulatory scientist …is a shill and part of some grand conspiracy - but an anonymous X account is the truth‑teller.

Trump has ruined the last decade of our lives and I long for the psychic release of his eventual exit from this plane, but, goddamnit, “he’s making everyone around him wear shoes that don’t fit” is such an inspired character detail. Like I’m mad at how fucking good a bit that is.

Trump reminds me of the white-collar criminals I investigated at the FBI. Their scams always demanded "just a little more patience." "Don't worry—the big payout is coming; we just need one more form/wire/approval." Months, sometimes years, passed as they slowly drained

I don't get how you are considered unemployable past 70-80 years old and yet that's the age group exclusively running most countries

Remember this the next time you hear politicians debating social security and healthcare for Americans

You betrayed yourselves. Its you. Trump has always been who he is. He has never changed. You need to get this through your head. You are the problem. His base is the problem. You have betrayed yourselves. Your dignity. Your self respect. Your values. You betrayed everything you

The owner of the largest Navy in the history of the world would like sailors from other countries to die in a war he started without consulting anyone. Pass, thanks.

A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

I know there’s a lot happening, but it feels like it should be a bigger story that Trump lied about a former president telling him he supported his war in Iran. Like, was Trump lying or did he have a dementia episode? What the hell? Imagine if Biden did that!

Maybe—and stick with me here, Marco—the fact that the United States has had a near-total embargo on Cuba since before the Beatles’ first album might have something to do with its struggling economy?

we live in age of great moral panics about things that don’t matter at all and zero moral outrage over some of the most egregious societal sins we’ve ever seen

For the record, the president of the United States is now simultaneously claiming that he has won the war, is currently winning the war, needs help to win the war, and needs no help to win the war. All to destroy the nuclear program he claims to have already destroyed last year.

why is the right wing not celebrating the victory of free speech leader and musical artist Afroman