I just spit my water through my nose.

Congratulations, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. Our two countries are close friends, partners, and allies. We share a relationship that’s unique on the world stage. I’m really looking forward to working together and building on that with you both.

You didn't think I'd send him off without my own departure ceremony, did you? 👋🏻🌈🎶 #SeasonsOfTrump

Little disappointed with Chipotle today. This is what I ordered and this is what I got: #chipotle #doordash #theygottheinsideright

My heart is broken. Gavin was my brother, my partner in crime (and food) and my comic conspirator. I will see you in a bit Gavin. Tell the gang I will see them in a bit. Betty! It’s just you and me now.

Faux News = Faux Outrage

Happy 22nd Anniversary to my best friend and love of my life. @marcsposner instagram.com/p/CPgW86ZMEBfv…

Congrats! F*#%ing Fanatastic! Mike (((Shai Haim))).buium 😘😘😘😘 instagram.com/p/CRuAVLmMkGYw…

listen up, stupids: Trump the Businessman is a character he played on a TV show. Trump the Actual Human Being is a malevolent moron who failed at every single venture except conning you. that you can't tell the difference is why America is now a shithole country, thanks a lot

Old teammates, always friends. Playing on the opposite coast against each other is fun! #ff #opposingfriends #hockeyisasmallworld #hockey #ehl

Omg, this is so lovely ❤️ 😍 Follow German Shepherd Lovers Page for more❤️ #germanshepherd #dogsoftwitter #gsd #dogs #cutedog #Dog #doglover #doglovers #doglife

I've done a lot of stupid shit in my life but I never heckled the president of the United States while he was talking about his dead son. apologize to your mother for being a fucking embarrassment

Hi 👋🏼 I know there is a lot happening that’s bad right now. But I wanted to talk about something good that’s been life-changing for me. As I’ve said before, the pandemic was really hard for me. Like much of America I suffered mentally and that manifested physically…

My son Jacob Posner knows me so well. Love it so much!! Thank you! #anaheimducks#mothersdaygift instagram.com/p/CdTh-AsJx9QD…

From Laguna Woods to Buffalo, our communities know the pain of gun violence. This is a nationwide epidemic. We need elected officials across the country and at every level of government to step up and lead—not just think and pray.

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Disappointed in #amazonfresh. Used to be free delivery with #prime . Now charging delivery fee. Why pay for #prime? #primedelivery #amazon #southernCA #amazonprime

Holy shit! Listen to what this former U.S. Army sniper has to say about Trump deploying the National Guard into America's blue state cities. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👇