me eating: my white shirt: let me taste it

my friend: “girllll what happened?” me every time: ▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||။၊|။|||။|||။၊| 30:31

“wyd after work” is a crazy thing to say. i’m going to sleep 😂😂😂😂😂😂

me reading all the dramatic things i said when i was mad

i’m the friend where tmi does not exist at fukinnn alllll u can tell me whatever u want 😭😭

me when i’m being mean to a man

if you want a better relationship with ur parents, move out.

when someone insults me but it’s actually a pretty creative one that i’ve never heard before

Nobody: Me when I go to someone's house and they have a pet

As soon as somebody get to coughing right behind me in line

this or nothing

me in the mirror when the outfit turns out the way i imagined it in my head

replied to your story: 😍👀

mentally i’m here:

so grateful to have experienced both

apple need to add a middle finger

I would be the most romantic person on earth if I were a man.