My houseplants watching me put water in the espresso machine

UK Shell Oil have just this minute announced a further doubling of their profits. £8bn profits in just 13 weeks. A profit rate of £3.6 million every hour. We are being ripped off.

My thoughts on former Health Secretary Matt Hancock appearing on I’m a Celebrity on ITV.

Me becoming a silly goose after drinking half of a beer

something very unsettling about a 33 year old man asking for IDs so he can kiss young girls.

shes really a hitmaker cuz wdym a snl skit sounds this good.

i have two aspirations in life: to be beautiful and to be disgustingly overeducated

anywayyyy boa noite

#Braverman is beyond gross. I gave up finding words to describe her in a tweet. It comes to this - Braverman is not only utterly unfit for public office but also to be a Member of Parliament. But this is what the Conservative party has become.

The Home Office is not Suella Braverman's personal office. It is wholly inappropriate for a politically neutral government department, responsible for enforcing the law, to request a private organisation takes an unflattering video of their Secretary of State down.

pedro pascal out in los angeles today

Alex and Olivia on aftersun has me thinking of how good season 2 was, unlimited alcohol, smoking area, fights, sex scenes, the puppies, malin coming back to confront Terry, they don’t make it like that anymore it was iconic #loveisland #loveislanduk #loveislandaftersun

ants taking a crumb back to the colony:

Good heavens, this is beyond awful.

Rishi Sunak Persecuting the most marginalised in society to leverage the UK out of the EHCR. I didn't think it possible to feel more revulsion for the Tories but here somehow you've done it.

literally me

bridget jones's diary (2001)

4 buzzballs , 5 tequila shots, & 3 buchanan shots later