I don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about them again like a sleeper agent

I voted for Obama, Clinton, Biden, and Harris. My conscience is clear.

Spirit Airlines CEO: Out of control fuel prices caused by the Iran war killed the airline. MAGA: It was Biden and Warren!

The people who promised to fix everything on day 1 are still out here blaming Joe Biden on day 467.

In news that will get very little coverage, Mariska Hargitay's "End the Backlog Campaign" achieves rape kit reform in ALL 50 states, DC, and Puerto Rico. It's women who are going to save us. Thank you Mariska Hargitay.

If I had been taught in primary school that Amelia Earhart died because men ignored dozens of distress calls from her, that would've been a lot more helpful to my life than growing up scared of the Bermuda Triangle. smh

Weird, because Spirit Airlines blamed it on rising fuel costs because of Trump’s war in Iran.

Just a reminder a 5-year-old boy in a bunny hat spent more time in jail than any billionaire pedophile on Epstein's client list

Btw there were a lot of conversations about the length of this album but me and my team always remembered that fans never want less music

I used to have so many grandiose plans for my career, and now my goal is “least annoying WFH job for most pay”

and all 27 of those episodes were god tier… into you like a train?? iconic. bomb episodes?? peak. PROM???? LEGENDARY

There are no feet at 8 weeks. Hope this helps

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

Every fucking time.

The hidden force:

Spirit Airlines says in court papers that it was forced to ground its fleet for good over the weekend because "recent geopolitical events resulted in a massive and sustained increase in fuel prices." nbcnews.com/business/trave…

The lack of news on Gaza isn’t because the genocide is over. It’s because Israel slaughtered the journalists and Western media pretends there’s a ceasefire.

Whatever Microsoft engineer decided to make the Teams status indicator change from green to yellow after two minutes of inactivity, come here. I just want to talk.

yeah, no, you gotta keep that ship in indefinite quarantine, I’m sorry.