She just pissed me off 😭 😭

Right, gonna test this on the kids tomorrow ready for the return to school thurs! Might have to wait till they are asleep they don’t move and make me go wonky!

Tell us again Starmer that #TwoTierPolicing is a myth.

Margaret Thatcher, 1979

Trying on my new sexy undies…. What do ya think guys 😉

That’s me done..gnight cheese bags 💕

Morning reprobates 🫡

Rayner's tears and deflection of blame on 'bad advice' is total BS 1. You are The Housing Minister. This is your brief. 2. Did a magical wealth advisor waft down from the heavens uninvited like Mary Poppins to provide unsolicited information that was definitely nothing to do

These nurses should be reported. They are mocking the bodily fluids of women after intimate exams. 😡😡😡

🚨 Are we living in NORTH KOREA? Freedom of speech restored 💪🏻 they think they can violate me and get away with it the little sh*t weasels I had my door kicked in by the police 3 weeks ago and put on house arrest and banned from the internet and banned from attending any

That feeling when you save yourself £40k of stamp duty. 💃

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🚨🚨 John Swinney @SNP This is an email sent to you… like the last one you ignored here you are again Good evening I am now becoming concerned as to what the SNP and our goverment stand for… Why at the SCOTTISH HQ are you flying a flag that has nothing to do with our

Watching GB News with Michelle Dewberry and Laila Cunningham and Bill Ramadan. I absolutely love the way she makes Bill wobble.

MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE DIRECTORY. Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have

I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-oid. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double? "What's

The funeral of former RAF Serviceman John Thomas Gray today who passed away with no remaining living relatives. An online appeal was put out a few days ago and this was the response in the community ❤️ Lest We Forget 🫡 Full credit to Graham Rigg 👇🏻 youtu.be/uJhIl413xrc

Bye kiddos! Have a great year!!!!

Starmers voice should be banned off the radio, the annoying twat

New Angela Rayner song. Thank me later for finding this one. 👇👇🤣🤣🤣🤣