Sometimes you don't have to quit. You just have to rebrand.

Parker waiting for Madrid to call after Kompany relegated Burnley and got the Bayern job

i no fit forget when my papa apply for visa in 2019 after me and my siblings don learn canada national anthem finish, them deny us visa

The only people who maintain this opinion are those who have no idea what Atleti were prior to Simeone. It’s plain ignorance.

One of my Exes saw me at a lounge few days ago. Was there alone, folded my legs on the couch writing. Her: “yayi, alone? You won’t change”. We exchanged socials and the first text she sent was. “Take care of yourself. I hope you’re not depressed sha” We dated 8 Years ago.

Give me 10 mins ..brb

The last time I cuddle with Woman, Ronaldo still dey Juventus..💔😭

I go too beat u come help u pay ur student loan after

five eras of Asake 📿 🖼️ 🛞 🪖 💲

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“The morning of my accident, I told my dad I was in school in Owerri… but I was actually in Lagos partying with Zlatan 😭💔 I fell asleep in the car and woke up in the hospital with my dad beside me… he said I’d been in a coma for 4 days” — Victony

There’s this cat in my area, I’ve never known who she belonged to. Just moves from house to house. Early this year, she was heavily pregnant and I would feed her from time to time. She even gave birth under our staircase and stayed there till her kittens grew. After that, she

you are beef

So give him a 3 match ban then?

Airtel 😭

All the iPhones ever made, none of them is as perfect as the iPhone 13 Pro Max long-lasting battery, perfect camera, nice design .

this tweet no bang, make nobody thief am o i go rewarm am on Sunday, if e no bang, till Wednesday again

They used to treat Benzema like Ferran Torres in striker convos for nearly the entire 2010s and now dudes are calling him GOAT 9 😭✌️

bruno has 9 ucl POTM btw 🤣