I was hooked within the first 2 minutes!

Shout out to all the childless women from 20-39 WE ARE NOW THE MAJORITY 🎉

Last year, a guy took me out. Bill arrived. He said split it. I paid everything, smiled and said “have a lovely evening.” He called me 6 times. Said it was a test. Darling, I have a degree, a kitchen full of foodstuffs and a funded account. You were testing the wrong woman.

I’m lowkey really concerned about how stupid everyone is getting..

I never want a man to settle for me. Go find your dream woman. And if you can’t find her, don’t use me to fill the gap. I want mine clingy, passionate, reassuring, unapproachable, God fearing, and locked in on me only.

My first child will not be your fourth. Let’s start there.

We know. But we insist on Power-Rade. Just like we know that the formal way to refer to robots is "traffic lights", but we prefer to call them robots. Local dialect makes language beautiful.

i realized that no one, not even my mother or closest friends knows what i’m actually like in the inside of my head, and the only person who actually knows who i am is me

my mom was really serving us home cooked meals every single day…… younger me didn’t realize how much work and how much of a blessing that is

i cannot wait to financially afford who i really am

Tjoo Cyril’s economy💔 I can't even buy shampoo, conditioner, serum and sunscreen in the same month

In your 30s, people will tell you it’s time to settle down and have kids. It’s important to kindly tell them that your life is none of their business.

Bafazi, we have a SUPPLEMENTS pandemic. Y'all are taking way too many supplements!

When you finally hit your "this ain't worth my energy" era.

The lack of natural hair knowledge by black hair salons in SA is astounding.

South Africans and are unemployed bro. People out there are genuinely struggling. The thing about corruption, it affects thousands of South Africans while you’re living your lavish lifestyle. It’s inhumane guys.

LANCE meat rotting in the fridge because there's no electricity, kids studying for matric exams with candles. Greed is just pure evil 💔

Mr D can actually go to hell ey??😭😭

im a little strict and come with structure. i cant tell you what to do but i can tell you what you’re not going to do with me.