am i famous? no. will i wear sunglasses & a hoodie to target @ 9 pm to avoid being recognized by locals? absofuckinglutely.

The note was a national fucking disaster

Today is national vodka day aka the real national boyfriend day

There is not one part of me right now that wants to take this midterm...

The year is 2007. You just got out of school on Friday. Your best friend is coming over tonight for a sleep over. You hand the bus driver a note that allows him to be dropped off at your house. Your mom is making spaghetti for dinner. Life is good.

So Tristan Thompson just gone cheat on his baby mama after he left his baby mama who he cheated on with his baby mama for his baby mama just to leave his baby mama then cheat on his baby mama?

Women when they found out about Tristan Thompson cheating on a pregnant Khloe Kardashian

Attendance should not be able to affect our grades. Especially when I can teach myself the material better than the professor can.

Happy 420

Will Smith is out here living his best life. This is a whole mood

drunk girls at bars: ok, listen britney, it is britney right? ok listen britney. you. are a GODDESS. you're too good for any man. I love you and your cute top drunk guys at bars: did you just fuckin breathe on me? fuckin breathe on me again bro gimme a reason to knock you out