Hehehe

The expired vitamins I take every two years aren’t working

The new Glass Animals album… I love (:

And he loved you in a t-shirt

Sterling in her RuffleButts dress ❤️

I love hearing a silly new song and listening to it on repeat for days

how many two-factor authentications until i reach enlightenment

ill check the nooks. you get the crannies.

i love people who are fluent in spongebob references

when ppl ask if I have any hobbies

If you talk enough sense then you'll lose your mind

Take a moment to look at the moon tonight 🌙

absolutely insane what a good hotdog can do to your mood

I think I just blacked out in the clearance Halloween section at Michael’s

Every second that I’m not in bed I’m thinking about how badly I wanna be horizontal in bed and whenever I’m horizontal in bed I think yes I love being horizontal in my bed.

Dorothy didn’t deserve to be caught in the middle like that…

To be loved consistently, not erratically. To be loved like a breath, not a sigh.

Cancel culture has been canceled.