As it’s Friday I might have a beer or 7 maybe vodka or something else. Just a small large triple will do.

Everyone’s a fruit and nut case. Love a bit of Cadbury UK fruit and nut. Ingredients have changed over the years and it’s lost its original taste and shape because of greed from shareholders and the corporate Mondelēz Intl taking it for every penny possible. All this while losing the

Right din dins tonight is pasta bake and garlic bread. Should keep the vampire away.

Someone called me a slut today and i answered. I don’t think they was insulting me just stating a fact.

Wednesday is hump day.

I need a pen so I order a box of 50 pens. To get same day delivery I had to spend £20. So I have 50 pens and 20 letters of duck food coming today along with a kitchen roll holder.

Been painting my knob today

Lunch is yesterday’s leftovers

Good morning! Today is going to be a tough one. I will be carrying my dad into the chapel for the service and reading my memories of him to the family and friends as we say our last goodbye. It’s a day everyone hopes will never come. It will be difficult but I will try and be

Thank you to everyone for the messages of support yesterday for my dad’s funeral. It was hard but I got through it. I carried him into the chapel and delivered a lovely speech about my dad. He had over 150 people in the chapel and it was so moving to see them come to pay

I need a bloody good wank or shag. The type of shag that leaves you passed out and dripping from every hole. Any takers?

See this guy on TikTok all the time

Hey Amazon.co.uk what the hell os going on with your delivery? Every item I have ordered in the past week has been delayed on the day of delivery by 3 days to 3 weeks. What the fuck are you playing at. Do you offer a refund as I’m paying for next day delivery with prime.

I have an itchy bum hole.

I have woken to the sound of motorcycles. Today is the Wirral egg run. It’s a tradition that thousands of bikers get together and ride through the Wirral collecting Easter eggs and donations on the way to the two hospitals. They will donate the eggs to children and money goes to

It’s pissing down and I’m walking to work! I will look like a drowned rat when I get in.

I’m my defence it’s almost Easter and they were on offer. £47 well spent

In the late 90’s i discovered internet porn. My internet service was dial up with 56k internet and free serve internet. As a boy in my teens wanking was a daily thing and I had a crush on Joe Landon. I would practically pull the head of it in the late nights watching g Joe.

Cold wet and sweaty but that’s football.