Acabo de terminar de fregar mi casa y me he acordado de las palabras de mi abuela: "niña, no se limpia de noche, que da mala suerte". Lo que se tuvo que inventar una pobre ama de casa en algún momento para poder descansar al menos de noche.

“listed as ‘remote’ for visibility” is wild

A todos los que viven en su burbuja, entren a Jompeame para que vean como es que sobrevive la gente que no llega ni a un sueldo de 20k/ mes.

We stopped saying "it’s Photoshop" and started saying "it’s AI" End of an era. Photoshop, thanks for the memories .

I don’t have my notifications on for any social media apps and it’s so annoying how often they beg you to turn it on. NO

my hot take is that "fashion is art" is a terrible theme that ironically reveals the artistic paucity of the fashion industry. given a challenge to make garments that argue fashion is its own artistic medium, but everyone just makes recreations of dresses from famous paintings.

may no one get married to men like this

I’ve got a theory. When people don’t create music art ideas anything… they start creating problems instead. Unused energy gets weird.

People with no hobbies play with people as a hobby for entertainment, arguing, fighting and depending on somebody else for dopamine.

The only pandemic we’re facing is how retarded everyone is.

living in this generation is actually terrifying cause you could be having an innocent conversation with your colleague and one person would decide to take a video and post it on social media without realizing how their actions may affect the families of the people involved.

actors are getting no residuals, artists are getting fractions of pennies, blue collar workers getting minimum wage… bitch where the fuck is the money??????

I love when people tweet “you’ll never guess in a million years who…” and they’re absolutely correct

In reality, progressive feminist‘s only objection to what is happening here is that NFL cheerleaders are not paid a living wage and are often sexually harassed at the workplace. We literally like and support these women more than y’all do, we see them as workers with rights.

i was today years old when i learned enrique iglesias could actually be my dad

ig debería mandarte una solicitud de que alguien te quiere poner en sus close friends, porque de verdad hay gente que usa eso para subir pura cochinada intentando ligar y no me interesa

Ariana Grande announces new single ‘hate that i made you love me’ out May 29th.