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Intramural hockey team @myUND | est. 2016 | Fall 2017 D2 Champions #BleedBlue #Hang2

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Always great to see high schoolers having the initiative to commit to our great intermurals program this early. Welcome to the #KarkFam Dane. 😍

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The boys kick off the regular season today in a late night matchup facing our old foes the Lamb Chops. 10:45 on the Oly #FearTheK

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Kark falls to Lamb Chops 7-5 in the opener. Team was led by Jaeden Holt who knocked in the first goal of the season and added a team high 4 shots

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Tonight Kark will be without forwards Talon Johnson and David Larson, as well as defenseman Brody Davidson. A mean case of the mumps has been running rampant in the locker room, with many other players questionable for tonight

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Kark will be resting top players D Brock Montgomery, F Luke Lamoine, D Jake Arel, and F Eric Pladsen tonight, as we already clinched the playoffs. #RollKark

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Lost 3-2 to Dilly Dilly or whatever the fuck they are. Would say its a moral victory but that doesn’t fucking exist. See you in the ploffs. #OnwardKark #FuckYouIfYouDidntShowUp

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Veteran F Jaeden Holt’s thoughts on the loss: “Effort out there was pretty low. With no last names on the backs of our jerseys we have nothing to play for. Expect more of this to come if our uniforms dont change”

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Here’s what Kaptain @olsonjack31 had to say on the reasons for tonight’s outcome: “We didn’t booze very hard before tonight’s game and it showed. I mean if we aren’t buzzin’ before the game, how are we supposed to be buzzin’ on the ice? The boozehouds will be back next week.”

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Tonight Kark (2-1-0) looks to redeem themselves after last weeks loss. Pucks drops at 9:30 tonight on the Main Ice vs. Puckin Rights #RollKark

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Our line chart for tonight. Veterans (12) Jaeden Holt and (85) Jack Olson (K) will join (19) Eric Pladsen on the top line #RollKark #PuckinWrong

Our line chart for tonight. Veterans (12) Jaeden Holt and (85) Jack Olson (K) will join (19) Eric Pladsen on the top line #RollKark #PuckinWrong
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Puck drops at 10:45 tonight against Flindsor for the final regular season tilt of the academic year. Kark will be shothanded, as they will be without the services of veteran kaptain @olsonjack31 due to a mean case of typhoid fever #RollKark

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Kark defeats Flindsor 7-5 for its first victory against their opponents in franchise history. The defending champs move to 3-1-1 heading into the ploffs #RollKark

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The quest for 2 begins as the ploffs start tonight. Everyone knows that nobody wins with a handjob, and the boys feel confident that the handjobs won’t win tonight. Kark. The Jobs. 9:30. Ralph Englestad Arena. Bring your sisters. #RollKark

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Up 1-0 after 2. Refs were apparently shipped in straight out of uganda. Have never even watched the game before #Hang2

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Kark survives and wins 1-0. The effort was led by a Jacob Mehlhoff performance reminiscent of Patrick Roy and Luke Sandy’s joggers. #RollKark #MovinOn #Hang2

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Its been awhile, but the boys from the frozen tundra with a dream return to action in a semifinal matchup against SAE tonight. 9:30. Main Rink. Be there. #RollKark #Hang2