My whole duck design! 😊 instagram.com/p/CfmjUoFLJjY/…

Today I saw a parasite being extracted from a hornet with a pair of tweezers. That was something I never knew I never wanted to see 🤢

Me after watching one makeup tutorial on TikTok: "Maybe purple is my colour. Maybe purple eyeshadow should be like, my thing?" Also me: only owns black, brown and beige makeup and clothes 💁‍♀️

I just signed an email off with "Breast wishes, Karis". How's your day going?

POV: your Twitter profile is just for the entertainment of your partner, the only person who reads your tweets, your patient and ever adoring fan.

The bees are taking back Manchester! #ManchesterBee

Captain Duck spotted by @nikkievranch on the trail 😍 instagram.com/p/Cf7APNELj5j/…

My local nail technician, a gay single man, is co-parenting a baby with his friend, a straight single woman, and it's really the most precious thing I've ever witnessed. 💖

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CgAhUjMjdEf/…

The official pic of my Elmer 'Linenopolis' 😊 instagram.com/p/CgJZC_YrCt3/…

Me and bae 🥰 #elmersbigbelfasttrail instagram.com/p/CgREr2RrlB3/…

trying to schedule meeting up with friends as an adult

I've recently discovered false eyelashes, which make me feel like a fabulous drag queen. So I decided to wear them at a party. Turn up and all the women are wearing very natural makeup, if any. So now my eyes feel...overdressed? Is this a thing?

Coworkers: What did you do this weekend? Me: Made some Michael Jackson videos with my cat. Coworkers: Cats cannot perform to a Michael Jackson song?! My Cat:

Just hear me out. #JamesAcaster

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CjKt3bELXXo/…

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CkA2bqOLS7_/…

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/Ckn2EYfDyid/…

Haaland tonight ✨ #ManCity