CUSTOMER: "This the 5th time I've had to return this same product. It keeps going bad months before the expiration date." ME: "yes, hi again, as we keep pointing out to you, perishable items like these often have 'use within a week of opening' lable... we can't keep doing this."

*telling a boomer we're out of stock on something* CUSTOMER: "oh I guess I'll have to go to the Internet and order it off-line..." MY BRAIN: "order it? ..OFF-line?? OFF??? line. Anything on the Internet is ON-line. Anything in person is OFF line. Check your Internet connection"

Karen be Grinching abc13.com/community-even… via ABC13 Houston

I'm actually not upset with Self-Check Karen. She seems to be fighting for cashiers work not getting replaced by automation.

somebody call for manager? How can I help you today?

what it do Walmart

We are not legally bound to have a "Lost & Found" it's a favor we offer. So if you call up here and we don't have what you lost, and I recommend that you try calling again in the morning. Don't demand that I be the one to take down YOUR number to check back with you.

scenario: *customer writes a personal check and has no i.d.* me: "we need a picture ID to process checks" customer: "I don't have my i.d. but I have a different check book" me: "I think your missing the point."

"sit down Karen, you're a goddamn Karen, sit down!"

Parking spot Karen acts as parking spot police. Should totally be allowed to take a key to her car and scratch Karen on the side.

"do I push 'ENTER' or 'CLEAR'?"

Karen: "I just saw your truck pull up, go in the back and check if it's on the truck!"

#gtfokaren #karenplease #iwishakarenwould

ME: "System wants your I.D." CUSTOMER(smug): "It wants my I.D. or you want my I.D.?" ME(eyerolling): "I don't want your I.D... like I just said, the system does."

Why are some people so triggered to confirm i.d. or look at their face and face on the i.d. to make sure it's them in the picture. Don't they realize it's for their own security? All I did was a slight double take and this dudes inner Karen gets triggered the fuck out. #canteven

#KarenLogic if a major public figure doesn't directly reply to your tweet to defend himself, that means he cant defend himself period. Tribal Patriot Becca White 🇺🇸🪶♍️✝️🎬🐶🎶🎮🚛 cuz your totally worth his time. #okKaren

Consumer jam'd credit card in the reader to hard and broke their own damn card. And then for real complained to upper management that the assistant manager didn't apologize. Gotta love entitled Karens.

I legit love when Karen's try so hard to get under my skin thinking they can eat me up from the inside, because at this point I'm cracking up inside at how hilarious they are as human beings.

*shopping* CUSTOMER: "do you work here?" ME: "yes" CUSTOMER: "can I ask you a question?" ME: "no ma'am, that was two questions you already just asked me while I'm off the clock" 🤣 ...bitch don't make me pause my headphone again you see me shopping and in my own zone!