Buenos días a todos, menos a los que creen que hay que redistribuir una riqueza que no trabajaron ellos. A ustedes nada.

I literally cannot stop thinking about Justin Bieber singing Favorite Girl.

Qué difícil es ganar 3 Champions seguidas.

Del Arsenal-Atlético de Madrid de semis, solo hay una cosa segura: de ahí sale el subcampeón de Champions.

La izquierda está formada por estudiantes que no estudian, educadores que no educan y trabajadores que no trabajan.

Mocking Barcelona because they haven’t won the UCL in only 11 years while your team hasn’t won it in 22 months? Terrible behaviour. Do it again.

Fashion literacy is real and many don’t have it.

Pase lo que pase, QUÉ PARTIDAZO DE FÚTBOL

Let me regulate my nervous system and i’ll get back to u

En la vida laboral, “urgente” significa mala planeación de alguien más.

We never start, but we will always finish.

Me encanta cuando recuerdo lo asquerosamente inteligente que puedo ser

Being a belieber is not a trend my culture is not your costume

La delgadísima línea entre tener muy buena memoria y parecer psicópata.

I don’t burn places I once prayed in.

I like people who find a way There is always a way

Jimmy Kimmel should be fired tomorrow morning at 7am by ABC. He should be told to leave the buidling and be escorted out by security. The American people are sick of his hate. Enough is enough.

President Donald J. Trump Calls on Disney and ABC to Fire Jimmy Kimmel Following His Despicable Call to Violence.