"Why don't you pray just in case there is a god?" For the same reason you don't cover your doorways in garlic in case there are vampires?

#Egypt ‘freeze’ on Brotherhood tour guides bit.ly/1bF5h7p

Did you know that there are now more humans (by mass) than all other land mammals combined? b-gat.es/19kVpz1 ow.ly/i/2HVKX

If we're not supposed to eat late, then why is there a light in the fridge?

Front page of the Financial Times US for Monday, 9 June

#Qatar #WorldCup investigation backed by sponsor #Sony bit.ly/1hHVlPx

Currently experiencing PWCSD aka Post World Cup Stress Disorder. In need of a cure urgently! -

I woke up thirsty. This isn't good! #رمضان -

Driving during the Summer be like -

45 years of growth in #Toronto. Wowza.

Don't get shampoo in your eyes. It stings. There. Done. Now we can stop fucking torturing animals by testing this on them. You're welcome.