Not the queen preventing lady Danbury from partaking in detty December :/ it takes about six months to get from London to ghan, she needed to leave right then smh.

The Flag The Face

Nowadays you can't even go outside and roam freely, you may end up in someone's vlog

Lolololol these are some of the things you see and think “ah why can’t someone try me na so?” 😂

Hushpuppi was laundering $1.5B for North Korea hackers? lmao nahh we need a movie cos this not even 419 this 838.

Soo SIKAOFFICIAL🦍 gave me his benz for 24hrs and as a BMW user this is my review 😭

My uncle once told me to send my CV to his email and I forgot to send it.I saw the man 2 weeks later and he said he had fowarded it to some of his big friends

Me in Primary school watching my book fly across the class because the teacher doesn’t mark uncovered books 😂😂😂😂

locked in? no. i’m tucked in. goodnight

You’re trying to have a serious conversation with me، but there’s a mirror in front of me

“It’s not you, it’s me” Ofc it’s you, idiot!

When God answers that prayer only you & him know about

sorry i ghosted you, i was in a relationship & didn’t want to cheat. but wassup?

The guy you people contributed for in October of 2024 for his visa fee, just graduated with a distinction. Thank you, Twitter.

Do I want you? Yes. Will I leave you if you stress me? Yes.

to do list: - add fuel to the fire - burst someone’s bubble - add my 2 cents - skate on thin ice - stir the pot

Your bosses at work will take care of them. Dw about them at all, they’re fine. Worry about yourself. 😂

It took me 28 years to realize that the cheat code to life is just confidence.

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so that people think you’re an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life

Da Bae doe! I might have to be team Ghana on this one idc idc idc