Hateful 8 was so bad it doesn’t count

I’m breaking my silence: how are you supposed to wash a sieve

I wish Sandy Cohen was my dad

If I write I book I just need retarded e-girls on twitter to completely miss the point of it and make it go viral

Not that it's either-or but I wish women losing jobs for having babies got an ounce of the attention of people losing jobs for being 'problematic'

People that spell out their simple surnames phonetically in their bio are so weird. Nobody ever struggled pronouncing the name Watkins!

In 20 years we will have a society that is too neurodivergent to walk out their front door but earn 200k because they have DEI in their title

The 2020s will be known as the scam decade

… it’s rude not to

I thought that the long coviders, and the still wearing a mask three years later people, were like two or three nutcases max. I was so wrong lol

I’m hooked

Americans always wonder why Brits seem so obsessed with the gender wars, it’s because every few weeks you get a mentalist saying this out of nowhere

Americans refuse to use WhatsApp but still have Facebook

Imagine being the heir to your mums only fans fortune

So as well as weight loss, slowing Alzheimer’s, lessening people’s booze and nicotine intake, reducing inflammation and other chronic pain, Ozempic is also single-handedly solving the fertility crisis. I never use this word but… based

Tried my first few PB&Js this week and they are gross. PB&Philadelphia works much better

thread of zendaya’s looks for the “challengers” press tour 🎾
— zendaya wearing louis vuitton ss13 by marc jacobs at the “challengers” photocall in paris