sorry babe no sex rn, the groupchat is active and i'm trying to get my joke in before they change topics

The true definition of wasted potential nigga tryna be a father n shi

twitter way too funny during absolute mayhem ngl if the world ending first thing im doing is open this app

russ da tall way? #WhyNot

Wearing my CJ Stroud jersey to class

How I feel watching UFC legally for the first time

That Shakur Stevenson win over Josh Padley aging like fine 🍷!!!!! BIG PADLEY!!!!!!

posers on the internet when they see lucki, youngthug, chief keef and sahbabii announce a album release date

I will be boycotting the Turning Point halftime show as KidRock is an illegal immigrant from Canada. I, like all true patriots, will be watching the real halftime show performed by an American citizen in Bad Bunny.

Top 8 protected Jazz pick conveying to OKC back on the menu

Hoes be missing out on Cool homeboys, begging for money 😪

I’ve been blocked unblocked unfriended and unfollowed but I’ve never been repeatedly called a liar by james harden in front of a group of Chinese children

Smoking weed when you wake up is one thing but heating up coals at 9am for your hookah is nuts.

Your Epstein backed hate movement is failing and after Woke Restoration we’re burying you and your dumbshit father-in-law under the jail

Hate watching every couple I see today

2 talking stage tings just posted their mans on IG for Valentine’s

I’m crying 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Shai Joe McCain lineup on my screen tomorrow

Imagine waking up from a nap and the first thing you see when you open up the app is this

Ain’t no hoes in my messages just a bunch of verification codes