Cronus Ampora Gender- Male Preference- Male or Female Age- 22 Species- Troll or Human Height- 6’4” Weight- 153lbs Background- Cronus Ampora is the Bard of Hope and Eridan’s dancestor. Not much is known about him. Unlike other trolls his shirt is. Either black nor his own blood—

Well alright then.

I n9rmally try t9 update my status frequently, 6ut truthfully all I've d9ne lately is immediately g9 t9 c99n after all the w9rk I put 9ut in the night. There is plenty f9r me t9 c9mment 9n that I've n9ticed, 6ut I lack the energy f9r pr9per de6ates.

S9me9ne give this angry fish a snack 9r s9mething.

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S9me9ne release me fr9m the sweet unfiltered hell I've 6een swall9wed int9 f9r the l9ve 9f all that is g99d.

Yes. Sh9ving 15 6r9wnies int9 y9ur m9uth and dev9uring them like s9me feral lusus WILL give y9u an digesti9n 6ladder-ache. What were they expecting? S9me kind 9f reward f9r 6eing the 6iggest idi9t this side 9f the andr9meda? Ugh.

Witnessing this alm9st felt like a religi9us experience at this p9int.

I'm n9t mad. I'm disapp9inted.

Have y9u ever had this intense 9verwhelming desire t9 l99k the Empress 9f y9ur planet dead in the glance nugget and say "FUCK 9FF"? Just me? Alright.

This has 6een a live series 9f unf9rtunate tweets with y9ur l9cal astral pr9jecti9n 9f an angry cra6 tr9ll, y9u're welc9me and sweet dreams.